You know, a presidential election can really divide the country. But I think there is one thing that unites us all, and illustrates why this is the greatest country on Earth.
We elect a new president, and the whole world watches with bated breath, then celebrates when their favorite was elected.
On the other hand, 95% of Americans couldn't name one foreign head of state, and that doesn't bother them in the least. As Yakov Smirnoff said, "What a country!"
